Crotchless pants, anyone?
Yeeeep. Nice, huh? Maybe the first ever pair of crotchless JEANS? While folding and putting away clean laundry I came across that and a pair of underwear that was half eaten. I don't wear socks for my dogs to chew up when I leave them on the floor, so they resort to pants and underwear.
The likely culprit? Einstein. He even LOOKS guilty. What a creep.