Dear Wedding Photos Disc,
Please show up soon. I’m starting to really freak out. The photographer says she doesn’t think she has the photos anymore so basically, if you don’t come to momma, I’m screwed and will feel regret for the rest of my life. I know I’ve never taken you out of the house so unless you accidentally got thrown away…
Please, please spay and neuter your pets. Also, collar, tag and microchip them. My sister found that cute little lady on her porch this morning at 5am and she won’t leave. She had to call Animal Control (she tried Humane Society) to come get her. She said she was smelly and skinny, but very sweet. I hope someone adopts her or her owners find her (and feed her more). Anyone in Clarksville, TN looking for a sweet lady to add to their family?
You are the best husband a girl could have. I don’t know how you have time to unload the dishwasher in the morning before you leave for work while my lazy ass is sleeping in (again), but I love you for it when I walk out there and see that the cabinets are full of clean dishes. You rock.
Could you bring a few girlfriends my way? Fun, crazy ladies like the ones I have back home? I could really use a girls night once in a while without having to drive 100 miles to get to them.